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Apparel about carbs, comfort and good company. Cooked in the studio, printed when you order.
Today's specials
33 pieces · fresh from the kitchen
The kitchen
Slow food
fast design
No drops, no hype. A few good pieces, one small joke each — made when you want them.
- 48 h
- Cooking time
- 0
- Sitting in storage
- ∞
- Snacks discussed
Care is the ingredient.
Everything is printed after you order it. No warehouse, no leftovers, no sad boxes waiting in the dark.
Have some carbs with friends
Kitchen talk
FAQHow long does shipping take?
2–5 working days in the kitchen, then 3–7 days to your door inside Europe. Roughly one slow-cooked ragù, start to finish.
Why does the checkout page look so different?
Because it is. You browse here, you pay over at our Printify storefront — same shop, different room. Printify prints, packs and ships every piece, so they handle the payment, the address and the tracking. Your size and colour travel over with you, nothing gets lost on the way. Different wallpaper, same kitchen.
Why isn't anything in stock?
Because nothing is. Every piece is printed after you order it. No warehouse, no leftovers, no sad boxes waiting in the dark.
Can I return something?
Everything is made for you. If the print or the size is off, we sort it out. If your flatmate stole it, that one's between you two.
Which sizes are there?
XS to 3XL, unisex cut. Every size sits right there on the product page. Our rule: if in doubt, size up. More room for pasta.
Will it survive the washing machine?
Yes. Inside out, 30°, no tumble dryer. Treat it like a good pan and it'll outlive several relationships.
Do I have to like pasta?
No. Carbs are the doorway, not the dress code. Bread people, rice people and late-night crisp people are all welcome.
What does NDL even mean?
Noodle, with the vowels on a break. Say it out loud once and it makes sense.
New drops — how often?
When something is actually good. No countdowns, no fake scarcity, no five-minute panic.
Can I wear it to a nice dinner?
You can wear it to your own wedding. We only ask that there is sauce involved somewhere in the evening.
Something we missed?
Write us. We answer like humans, usually while eating.